POEM:The Teacher in the Class!!

I ASKED MY TEACHER,

IF I COULD GO OUT OF THE CLASS.

SHE SAID "NO",

AND ASKED ME TO PUT DOWN MY ASS!!

I SAID,"PLEASE LET ME GO, I WILL BE BACK REAL FAST".

SHE SAID, "FIRST,

I AM GOING TO GIVE YOU A TASK.

IF YOU ANSWER MY QUESTION,

I WILL LET YOU GO OUT OF THE CLASS."

I WANTED TO PEE REAL BAD,

AND MY BLADDER WAS ABOUT TO BLAST!

SO,I NODDED QUICKLY AND SAID,

"MA'AM,WHAT DO YOU WANT TO ASK?"

SHE LOOKED AT ME STERNLY,

AND ASKED,"HOW LONG DID WORLD WAR 2 LAST?"

I WONDERED FOR A MOMENT,

IF I HAD READ THAT IN THE PAST.

I ANSWERED, "SIX YEARS" ,

AND SHE LET ME GO AT LAST!!

I HURRIED DOWN THE CORRIDOR,

AND GOT TO THE LOO REAL FAST!

AND STARTED PEEING LIKE A WATERFALL,

AND GAVE A LOUD GASP!

NOW DONT YOU JUDGE MY POEM,

I DIDNT INTEND TO MAKE YOU LAUGH,

JUST WANTED TO KILL SOME TIME,

AND IN MY MISSION,

I THINK I HAVE PASSED!!